Passed on from one of my colleagues who has a mind perpetually in the gutter, I bring you the "love loaf".
4 cups of bread flour
2 spoons of dry yeast
a pinch of salt
3 spoons of sugar
Jug of Luke Warm Water
Pre-Heat oven to 180 degrees centigrade.
Mix flour, yeast, salt and sugar in a bowl. Add water slowly so the dough doesn't get too sticky. Use as much as is needed, and use your hands, get filthy!
Once you've got a doughy mixture, kneed it a wee bit, perhaps throwing some of what is on your hands toward the nearest lazy person. Tip the contents of the ball into an oven proof baking tray (depth / breadth is up to you)
Stick the pan into the oven for fourty five minutes or until you're hungry and then eat.
Apparently sharing the bread with your partner over a fine glass of red and a home cooked meal leads to filth...but we shan't go there!